I love getting the most LIKES on my facebook status and posts. Honestly, one is judged on how many LIKES his post is able to garnished in Facebook.
Being on Facebook is all about the LIKES, Comments and shares. This means that each time you post something, you want to get attention,you want to see more reactions, more engagement. Which is why we’ve decided to write on the top Facebook statuses which gets the Most LIKES.
The truth is that when you get more LIKES on your facebook posts, posting becomes more fun. After all, no one wants a status or quote they put on their wall, to get no likes, comments or shares at all.
If your fear is not getting LIKES on your facebook post, don’t worry, because we’ve got some of the best statuses for Facebook, Twitter or even WhatsApp that can get you lots of reaction.
We want your Facebook posts on your wall to get more interesting and huge engagement, which is WHY we’ve added more expressive, creative, funny, witty and inspirational photos to go with it.
Take note that these pictures have more expressive quotes in them, and are mostly are statuses which we turned into a photo, which I think are awesome.
We have seen thousands of Posts from people with no friends, going viral, gettinghundreds, thousands of LIKES and shares, so we know exactly what YOU can post on Facebook to get a lot of likes and comments.
These are some of the best, funniest, coolest, and wittiest Facebook status shared here.
I was once naive to think that most people getting these huge likes on facebook knows it all. But only to discover that they use status updates like these ones here.
So do you want to get some of the best, Most awesome, eye catching and popular statuses ever shared on Facebook? Then look no further.
Take note that you can use these status updates on Facebook, Hi5, Instagram, Whatsapp Status or Twitter then look no further.
Take note that some of these inspirational Facebook statuses which will surely get you tons of likes are original and new.
I know people always come up with great Facebook status, but most time, we simply run out of things to write or we’re too tired to think of new status to share on the Facebook wall. Here is where these status comes into place.
No need to disturb yourself, simply pick any of these captions below, and you’re good to go.
|☑||One spelling mistake when texting can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I’m having a wonderful time wish you were her.”|
|☑||The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.|
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|☑||If you get sexted by someone you don’t like, does that mean you got molexted?|
|☑||The most unhappiest people are the ones who always undervalue what they have & overvalue what others have!|
|☑||is wondering where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark|
|☑||The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine…|
|☑||Have you ever looked at your ex and wondered… ” Was I drunk the entire relationship?|
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|☑||I really wish more people would give me the silent treatment.|
|☑||Just took an inventory of my body and it appears to be overstocked in all the wrong places.|
|☑||My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed|
|☑||I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather… not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.|
|☑||Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.|
|☑||My sexual preference is OFTEN.|
|☑||Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :p|
|☑||It’s amazing the places I will wander to in my house while I talk on the phone.|
|☑||I may not be perfect, but I’m the best you’ll ever have… you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!|
|☑||̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(ˆ◡ˆ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… GIVE ME ALL YOUR LIKES|
|☑||URGENT! FACEBOOK VIRUS ALERT. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their BRA. THIS IS A VIRUS. To fix it, you must remove your bra, then go to Settings> Enable Webcam> Record Movie>then share.|
|☑||Sleep is for the people without access to Internet.|
|☑||LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes…|
|☑||When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.|
|☑||says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service)|
|☑||Reasons I check my voicemail: 1% to hear the message. 99% to get rid of that annoying icon.|
|☑||Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?|
|☑||Dear crush, fall in love with me. ^_^|
|☑||I like Mario, he’s cool. He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English and looks like a Mexican.|
|☑||“Who the f**k is this?!” ~ Me looking at half the people on my FB news feed.|
|☑||Our neighbor said he wouldn’t mind me stealing their newspaper if I would at least put a robe on first.|
|☑||I don’t have a dirty mind; I have sexy imagination.|
|☑||Hey Facebook Friends, what’s the best gym to pretend that you go to?|
|☑||Ⓟⓛⓔⓐⓢⓔ ⓓⓞⓝ’ⓣ ⓑⓤⓡⓢⓣ ⓜⓨ ⓑⓤⓑⓑⓛⓔⓢ|
|☑||I hate when I’m alone in a dark room and my brain goes, “You remember that really scary movie?|
|☑||Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m a little tired of solving them for you.|
|☑||I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.|
|☑||Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.|
|☑||When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.|
|☑||If you live your life according to the way others want you to live it… you will never be happy!|
|☑||Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.|
|☑||Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice, and I’ll break your face.|
|☑||There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.|
|☑||Trying to find a phone when is on Vibrate is one of Life’s hardest thing to do.|
|☑||It’s not how you count the years; but how you make the years count.|
|☑||My healthcare plan is pretty simple. I’m covered as long as I stay healthy.|
|☑||In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”|
|☑||6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married.|
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|☑||Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn’t always write.|
|☑||In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”|
|☑||I will win, not immediately, but definitely.|
|☑||I will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.|
|☑||YOU my friend, are living proof that Voodoo dolls don’t work. Damn it!|
|☑||Some people should come with subtitles.|
|☑||A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed. 😉|
|☑||Yawning is your body’s way of saying 20% of battery remaining.|
|☑|| Me & You were meant 2 be… .,,,
_||__ ||_ ………You just don’t know it yet.
|☑||Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife.|
|☑||Life is not about living the moments… It’s about making each moment worth living.|
|☑||You can never buy love… but still you have to pay for it.|
|☑||That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.|
|☑||Don’t spend your life with someone you can live with – spend it with someone you can’t live without.|
|☑||I’m not single, I’m in a long term relationship with adventure & fun.|
|☑||I go to a female dentist just to hear a woman tell me to open my mouth instead of to shut it.|
|☑||I don’t think I’ve ever heard a car alarm go off for a legit reason..|
|☑||Sometimes I wonder if teachers gossip about students in the break room.|
|☑||There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.|
|☑||“OMG ARE YOU OK!?” ‘Oh yeah I’m fine, I Just like bleeding for fun.’|
|☑||I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”|
|☑||Just because I don’t text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me.|
|☑||For the next two days my idea of a balanced diet will be a beer in each hand.|
|☑||I can’t remember ever being told I’m a bad listener.|